Most spring carry guides tell you to buy the smallest, sleekest device with the biggest battery and the highest puff count. They're obsessed with specs that look good on paper but don't translate to real desk comfort. Sure, a tiny pen fits in a shirt pocket, but if it clatters on your wooden desk or feels flimsy, you'll end up shoving it in a drawer and forgetting it.

Another overhyped feature is the 'cloud chaser' airflow. Wide-open airflow produces thick clouds that hang in the air and linger. That's the opposite of what you want in a shared workspace. And the constant 'wattage wars'? Unless you're using high-viscosity CBD extracts that need a lot of heat, you don't need 40 watts to get a satisfying draw.